DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
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How can anyone possibly write a sexy imagine about Zayn at the club when we now know that he goes to club and acts like this
REBLOG IF YOU EVER..
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•self harm
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•purge
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•starved yourself
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•mentally hurt yourself
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•been bullied
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•cried yourself to sleep
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•felt all alone in this world
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•felt worthless
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•attempt suicide
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Ill message every fucking single one of you
this exists
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
LOUIs’ GREAT GRAND FATHER U’M SHITTING THE TITANIC
THE ResEmblance IM screeCHING
is this for real
how to ruin your life:
- actually fall in love with a band member and think you have a chance
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
(Source: 270293)
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea tooIf you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
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Person:
What state do you live in?
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Me:
Denial.
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Me:
I won't get jealous
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Me:
Who's this fucking whore
(Source: kkmccurdy)
*Mom hands me phone to answer*
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Me:
Hello?
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Telemarketer:
Hello, is your mother home?
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Me:
I have no mother.
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Her:
Well can I speak to your father?
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Me:
Yeah, which one?
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Her:
Which one is home?
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Me:
Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
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Her:
Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
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Me:
No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
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Her:
So who's Antonio?
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Me:
I just told you, Carlos's ex.
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Her:
So Carlos was cheating?
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Me:
Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
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Her:
So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
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Me:
No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
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Her:
So Mark wasn't cheating?
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Me:
I never said that.
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Her:
Yes, yes you did!
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Me:
No I didn't.
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Her:
Y-yes! You did!
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Me:
Did what?
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Her:
Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
(Source: zayncangetsome)
(Source: zarletts)
